The best homemade vintage apron has fluffy hens,

useful pockets,

and a vain rooster right in the center.

Here is a practical, wipe your floury hands on the cotton sort of apron.

It’s got the classic mid-century color combo of drab green, turquoise and salmon. I doubt that the fabric designer had ever seen a real chicken (what’s with those three lines coming out of the roosters’ rears?), although somehow, the energy of a flock of chickens was perfectly conveyed.

I love how the fabric depicts a peaceful evening in the barns. Nary a mischievous goat, nor pecking hen, nor farmer in sight. Calming and yet cheerful, isn’t it?

(For those paying attention: the boot are brown Stetsons. Should I do a post of my cowgirl boots?)

Here is Apron # 3 from my collection.

There was a time when a housewife was advised to greet her husband at the door in her best dress, with a cocktail in one hand, and a flirty, gauzy apron around her waist.

The chickens on my apron look like they’ve been drinking those martinis!

I’m more likely to greet Steve in my barn clothes, with a mug of hot cider, which suits both of us. Tomorrow’s apron fits in with that farmgirl life.

Back in the heyday of aprons, you could buy novelty fabric made for the purpose, and quickly sew up a cute one. My sewing skills consist entirely of being able to stitch a straight line with my simple machine, but even I’d be tempted with this material.

Everyone is kicking up their heels!

The pigs are having a party.

The cows are having their morning kaffeeklatsch.

Only the farmer looks harried.

I can relate to that.

Having worked in restaurant kitchens and bakeries, I believe in practical tools appropriate for each task. That even applies to what I wear. An apron is essential cooking gear. This is my apron of choice.

But, there are times in the kitchen for a bit of whimsy and charm. When I’ve finished most of the cooking, but still have a few last-minute tasks, and I’ve changed into nice clothes, and guests are on the way, that’s when I pull out one of the vintage aprons from my collection. I have a baker’s dozen to share with you. All are homemade. All are well-used. Most are still worn by me.

Today’s apron is this little appliquéd green charmer.

The mama hen is a pocket! Just look at how active her embroidered feet look.

I’ll be sharing an apron a day with you for the next two weeks. Let me know which ones are your favorites!