Twelve million people have watched the video “Goats Screaming Like People.”
Caper does NOT know what the fuss is about. First of all, some of those “goats” are sheep. Who wants to watch bleating sheep?
Secondly, those goats and sheep are on nice dry ground. Some of them even have grass underfoot. Whereas Caper is stuck in his paddock. In New England. Where it snowed AGAIN. The snow is up to his pizzle (that’s a real word for a boy body part. Look it up.)
Caper thinks that twelve million people should listen to his pleas for help. Or at least tell the Goat Maid to give him more hay. Hay would help.