A Goat Dinner Party

A good hostess puts the food up high so that the guests have to reach.


A thankful guest shows off his acrobatic dining skills. Polite guests eat together. Grunting noises show appreciation.

Picnics are much appreciated by goats. Be sure to provide plenty of variety. Contrary to the myth that goats eat anything, they are actually quite fussy eaters. Make sure to have a prickly course, and something green and tall.


Invite dinner guests. It’s okay if they’re shy.


After dinner relax and chew your cud.

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