Funny Food

NOTE: this contest is closed! Which is a good thing as I got very, very hungry reading the entries. Joan is the lucky winner!

MyOwlBarn.com is one of those retro and stylish blogs that posts a daily serving of eye candy. Recently, it showed off photos from a ridiculously silly book, aptly titled Funny Food. It’s by husband and wife duo, Bill & Claire Wurtzel (© 2012 Welcome Enterprises, Inc.) The book is based on breakfasts that Bill has made for Claire over the years. The love comes through.

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I contacted the publisher to tell her how wonderful I thought it was to have a book with a fried egg bird on the cover. We agreed that there should be a giveaway here on HenCam. Because, really, I know that all of you will jump at the chance to win a book with art like this:

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(If you try making egg people yourself, would you take a photo and email it to me? Please?)

To win a copy of Funny Food, leave a comment here and tell me about your favorite breakfast. One entry per person. For additional chances to win, tell your friends on your social media of choice (Twitter, Facebook, etc.) then come back here and tell me that you’ve spread the word. On Sunday, October 27, I’ll pick a winner using a random number program (so telling me about an elaborate breakfast won’t increase your chances to win, but it will make me happy.) I’ll contact the winner via email (and announce it on Facebook and here.) Unfortunately, this contest is only open to addresses within the United States.

Even if you don’t win, you can have a piece of Funny Food art for yourself. Go here for free, downloadable posters.

Coop Cleaning Routine

I like a clean coop, and the reasons for that are numerous. There are the health benefits: removal of manure reduces the likelihood of internal parasites, controls flies and noxious odors, and provides the birds with dry, fresh air that keeps their respiratory tracts healthy. Removal of dust and cobwebs reduces the germ load in the barn. But, even without those reasons, I’d keep the coops clean because tidy and sweet-smelling enclosures with active, content, animals within makes me happy.

During the week, my barn chores take little time. I let the hens out in the morning, and let close them back in at night. I check water and feed. I use a kitty litter scoop to pick up any obvious messes (when you have a broody hen that leaves broody poop, you’ll want to do that!) Once a week, usually on the weekend, but it varies depending on my calendar (chickens are not the sort of animals that demand an exact schedule of their caregivers) I do a thorough coop cleaning, and clean the goats’ area.

This is what I do:

First, I let the hens out to free-range. It’s much easier to tidy up when they’re not underfoot.

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I’m careful to keep Phoebe in. She checks where everyone has gone to.

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Buffy gets carried onto the lawn and set into a warm patch of sun.

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The goats get closed out of their stall, otherwise they will “help.” Have you ever tried to wield a shovel and bucket around a goat? Unless you’re a comedienne developing a slapstick routine, I suggest you don’t.

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Although the goat stall doesn’t look too bad,

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it does need shoveling up and airing out.

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I also sweep and shovel up the manure that piles up in their outdoor pen. All of their used shavings and waste goes into the compost in the chicken run. The hens like scratching through it. The two species don’t share internal parasites, and the hens will eat up any nasty bugs found in the goats’ manure, so this is a practical way to turn the manure into useful compost for the garden.

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Next, I go into the Gem’s area. Chickens poop a lot at night while they are sleeping, and so the bulk of their manure ends up under the roosts.

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I use a fine-tined pitchfork to get it up.

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That manure goes into a compost bin where the hens can’t get into it. This helps to control their internal parasites, as removing manure breaks the lifecycle of those pests. Eventually this will break down into lovely dirt and be used in my garden.

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Chickens are continually scratching and shredding – food, bedding, manure. It becomes a fine dust that covers everything. It will accumulate under the pine shavings, looking like a layer of sand. A few times a year I shovel everything up and start fresh. I’ll be doing that soon, but not until the hens finish molting, so that I can get rid of the piles of feathers, too. But, every week I sweep the walls, sills and beams in the barn.

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Look at the dust in the air!

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I don’t do a vigorous sweeping every week, but when I do, I wear a mask. I don’t want to breathe those fine particulates in.

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I top off the feeders.

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I scrub the waterer.

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I rake the pen.

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This is a job well done.

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These tasks are repeated in the Little Barn. When bedding gets low, I add fresh pine shavings. Love that smell!

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Once all is clean, I call the hens back into their runs. By now the goat stall has aired out. I add fresh bedding, and put a little hay in the manger, after all, this entire cleaning routine took about an hour. The goats were starving.

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Thank You

The girls are grateful for the pumpkins and thank their HenCam friends who have provided them. The hens got a new pumpkin this morning. Yay! says Misty.

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Even Grand Old Buffy toddled over to have a go at the squash. I love this flock. Everyone let her have her space to enjoy the treat.

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They are thankful from the tips of their beaks to the bottoms of their (very full) bellies.

Beauty All Around

This has been the most beautiful fall that I can remember. Possibly, I say that every autumn. But, this year it does seem extra-special. Maybe it’s because the weather has perfect and the blue skies set off the colors. Or maybe it’s been that I’ve been seeing it from the back of a horse. Still, some years the colors are dull. Some years the trees change, but a storm blows through, ripping the leaves off of the branches so that the show of color is only fleeting. A couple of years ago we had a snowstorm right before Halloween and no one could get out of their houses to go trick or treating.

This year, though, the beauty is here, and instead of being fleeting, it gets more and more stunning as the days pass. This is a tree in my front yard.

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Here it is a week later.

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What makes this so gorgeous are the layers of color. Look closely and you see patterns in bright green, shocks of orange, and that glowing yellow. All against a dark trunk and blue sky. I mean, really. Really.

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Even those of us who have lived in New England for decades find ourselves stopping our cars and gaping at the light coming through a tree, or the sight of hayfield with luminescent oranges and yellows ringing a green swath of grass with a pale mist hovering over all. Where is the photo of that scene you ask? I’m not a tourist. I think, “I’ll pop over to the store to pick up a gallon of milk” and then I end up parked on the side of the road, staring.

The goats are delighted. Some of the leaves are delicious. Some aren’t, but they’re all interesting to snuffle through.

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Here in my town, the horse paddocks are rocky. But, right now they are being carpeted with sweet-smelling pine needles. The horses like that, although they do get a bit sticky from the pine tar.

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It’s so beautiful that it seems superfluous to decorate the house for the season. This is all that I’ve put on the front porch.

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It’ll be there until the hens need another pumpkin to busy themselves with. When it’s gone, it won’t matter. There’s beauty all around.

Essential Coop Equipment

There are certain tools that are essential for caring for your backyard flock of hens. There’s the fine-tined pitchfork to pick up manure, and the bucket to put it in. There’s the galvanized can for storing feed, and the scoop to dole it out with. There’s the scrub brush for keeping the waterers clean, and the rake for pen maintenance.

This is also essential for chicken keeping – a stool.

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The more you spend time with your chickens, the more you’ll know them, and the better a chicken keeper you’ll be. Sit awhile in their midst. You might also find that your blood pressure lowers and your heart rate steadies. Chickens are calming like that.

A little, cheerful, easy to tote stool is just the thing. I keep this yellow stool in the barn, not in the pen, so that when I want to sit on it, it is clean of manure and chicken feet prints.

I know some people who like having their hens jump on their heads and their backs and their laps. I don’t. I want them to ask. Beatrice came right up to me chattering. Very polite.

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I lifted her up and we had a nice conversation.

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Owly also wanted one-on-one time. But she had a big plop of manure on her foot. That’s why I like them to ask. I said hello and put her back down.

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I’m not much into holding my chickens. I certainly don’t want to hug the girls. I handle them so that I can better care for them.(Never kiss your chickens! There’s always salmonella around; with the usual handling and hand washing afterwards the risk is minimal. Kissing, though, is risky.) What I like is to watch them. And they like to watch me.

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